The Beard Monster That Ripped Through Reality

ONCE UPON A TIME.....
There was a great utopia of beard monsters. beard monsters were spud(potato)-shaped creature with scrawny arms and legs and big, shaggy, pointy beard mounted on there face. Said face includes no nose (but maybe some holes for nostrils), 2 eyes that usually come in different shapes and sizes, and fair-sized mouths with pointy-ish teeth in them. One day the king of this great utopia decided to take a stroll during midnight. He walked and walked, forgetting about the stresses in life, and most importantly, about time! Days and nights  flew bye until 56,79,542,345,542,346 nights later, on another midnight during a slightly but not completely full moon, the king of the beard monsters reached the edge of the strange land and found himself in a daze. He realized how hungry he was and how tired. he was about to take a nap when he realized there was a large sheet of blank paper in front of him. "That's strange," he thought, "I've never seen this at the edge of the city before!" But it was not the edge of the city, in fact, it was 12,334,524,345,667,343,546,755,443 miles away! (Of course, that's only an estimate.) The paper seemed to be endless. it went up forever, and stretched across the land forever! The strange little beard monster decided to see what was on the other side, so he ripped a hole in the endless blank paper. All of a sudden, the king of beards was in a bright blue sky above an island with submarines circling around it. He was so very confused! It appeared that he had ripped through the sky in another land...or dimension..or universe even! The beard monster went back into his side, and everything was the same except for a hole in the piece of paper. The hole was not higher up, and the paper was still blank. The monster goes back through. he's in the sky. He goes back to his world. The hole is on the ground. He looks through the hole and sees an island with submarines. He turns around and sees a dark gloomy landscape he recognizes as his land. The king decided to climb in the hole again. He craned his neck to get a better look at his surroundings, he was in the sky. Not a painting of the sky. But a real...sky! The beard monster looked downs to see the ocean with many fishes and a submarine. An alien came out of the sub in a wetsuit and dove into the water. he swam below the monster and did not hit any paper, nor wall. he just kept swimming! 
Pretty much what I'm trying to say is ONCE UPON A TIME a beard monster found a large sheet of paper and ripped a hole in it. All of a sudden he was in a hole in the SKY that was in another realm. The sky was a real sky, no paper or paint or anything.
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