Saturday, July 21, 2012
Word Of The Day
The word of the day today is....HARE!
hare |he(ə)r|nouna fast-running, long-eared mammal that resembles a large rabbit, having long hind legs and occurring typically in grassland or open woodland. • Lepus and other genera, family Leporidae: several species.
Hares aren't rabbits?!?!?!?!?!
hare |he(ə)r|nouna fast-running, long-eared mammal that resembles a large rabbit, having long hind legs and occurring typically in grassland or open woodland. • Lepus and other genera, family Leporidae: several species.
Hares aren't rabbits?!?!?!?!?!
The TeddyBear Knights
The teddybear knights are teddybears that fight the forces of evil. They have no armor except shields. Some have hats with plumes in them and they all carry space swords. Some of the knights are actually witches, wizards, and necromancers.
The teddybear king has a golden breastplate and a ruby crown with an inscription reading: as long as I live, I will lead the teddybear knights into battle and become victorious. If any of my beloved knights, my dear friends, get harmed, may my stuffing be ripped out and spread across the land.
Turns out one of his knights got harmed.
The teddybear king has a golden breastplate and a ruby crown with an inscription reading: as long as I live, I will lead the teddybear knights into battle and become victorious. If any of my beloved knights, my dear friends, get harmed, may my stuffing be ripped out and spread across the land.
Turns out one of his knights got harmed.
Friday, July 20, 2012
My Shopping List
Milk
Band-Aids
OJ
Salad
Mushrooms
Pixie Cereal
Magic Oatmeal
Cactus Juice
Bananananannanananas
No (yuck, only for the cats)
Assorted Top hats
'Sup 'sup soup
Diamonds
A Flying-bison
Yes (15% off on tuesday)
Band-Aids
Salad
Mushrooms
Pixie Cereal
Magic Oatmeal
Cactus Juice
Assorted Top hats
'Sup 'sup soup
Diamonds
A Flying-bison
Yes (15% off on tuesday)
Banananananananananananana
What time is it? That's right! STORY TIME!!!! AGAIN!!!!
Once upon a time, a yellow car...wait...scratch that. A red car was driving down the road when all of a sudden a bird hit the windshield and splattered all over into mushy yellow stuff and sticky layers of yellow material.
The driver jumped out the car and turned into a fish because of a witch.
All of a sudden the witch turned into a bent yellow oval with a stem.
Later, inAfrica Antartica, all it's animals turned into bananas *dun dun dun*
FINITO
Once upon a time, a yellow car...wait...scratch that. A red car was driving down the road when all of a sudden a bird hit the windshield and splattered all over into mushy yellow stuff and sticky layers of yellow material.
The driver jumped out the car and turned into a fish because of a witch.
All of a sudden the witch turned into a bent yellow oval with a stem.
Later, in
FINITO
Quote Of The Day
The quote of the day is:
"When in doubt, shoot everything." (only if you're a certified wizard in the woods looking for a chicken-wing hidden in a bush, of coarse)
-Jonah R. Clark
"When in doubt, shoot everything." (only if you're a certified wizard in the woods looking for a chicken-wing hidden in a bush, of coarse)
-Jonah R. Clark
Word Of The Day
The word of the day today is....SPONTANEOUS!
spontaneous |spänˈtānēəs|adjectiveperformed or occurring as a result of a sudden inner impulse or inclination and without premeditation or external stimulus : the audience broke into spontaneous applause| a spontaneous display of affection
spontaneous |spänˈtānēəs|adjectiveperformed or occurring as a result of a sudden inner impulse or inclination and without premeditation or external stimulus : the audience broke into spontaneous applause| a spontaneous display of affection
Thursday, July 19, 2012
Literal Squids
"la-la laaa walking down the street!"
all of a sudden, a squid burst out of the earth crying: "I'm a giant squid! LITERALLY!!!!!!!!!"
"oh noooo gram-gram got squished by the squidy!"
"I'll save you!" said the doctor.
All of a sudden, the fancy blue box on the corner of the road was exploded by the squid's giant tentacle.
The doctor baked some cookies and the teddybear knights were eaten alive. The teddybear king was ripped open and his stuffing was spread all around. Meanwhile, {your name goes here} played pikachu and the squid got mad because pikachu was totally going to beat his squirtle. The doctor gave the cookies to me but soon realized his magic blue box was exploded. Luckily Sokka was there to poke the squid and get smashed into oblivion. In the end, the earth got set on fire and everyone died.
FINITO
Did you like my story?
all of a sudden, a squid burst out of the earth crying: "I'm a giant squid! LITERALLY!!!!!!!!!"
"oh noooo gram-gram got squished by the squidy!"
"I'll save you!" said the doctor.
All of a sudden, the fancy blue box on the corner of the road was exploded by the squid's giant tentacle.
The doctor baked some cookies and the teddybear knights were eaten alive. The teddybear king was ripped open and his stuffing was spread all around. Meanwhile, {your name goes here} played pikachu and the squid got mad because pikachu was totally going to beat his squirtle. The doctor gave the cookies to me but soon realized his magic blue box was exploded. Luckily Sokka was there to poke the squid and get smashed into oblivion. In the end, the earth got set on fire and everyone died.
FINITO
Did you like my story?
The Sea-bear! :O
Today I encountered oxygen. Well duh, obviously. But anyway, the sea-bear approaches! Quick! Get into my safety circle!
O
Did you put your curser or whatever it's called in the circle?
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Did you put your curser or whatever it's called in the circle?
Ponderous Octopus Thoughts
Octopi. That's right. But why them? Why was a squishy thing with tentacles that can go through any small area put on earth? Or is that a squid..
anyway cuttlefish are amazing. They're so fascinating and cool. They whip out grabby tentacle things from underneath themselves and pull in fish in half a second. Also, they express their emotions by
CHANGING COLOR! I mean that's just plain colorful.
Do you disagree? If so go sit in a hole and never come out unless you change your mind.
anyway cuttlefish are amazing. They're so fascinating and cool. They whip out grabby tentacle things from underneath themselves and pull in fish in half a second. Also, they express their emotions by
CHANGING COLOR! I mean that's just plain colorful.
Do you disagree? If so go sit in a hole and never come out unless you change your mind.
Pixie Cereal
I had a very in-depth conversation today about pixies and cereal.
Part of it was this:
"Pixie cereal! Now with real pixies!
When you open the box all the pixies fly out screaming and you have to shoot them down with a squirt-gun filled with milk!"
Die pixies! Get into my mouth!
or something like that.
Cereal, anyone?
Part of it was this:
"Pixie cereal! Now with real pixies!
When you open the box all the pixies fly out screaming and you have to shoot them down with a squirt-gun filled with milk!"
Die pixies! Get into my mouth!
or something like that.
Cereal, anyone?
Word Of The Day
The of the day today is.... FUN!
fun |fən|nounenjoyment, amusement, or lighthearted pleasure : the children were having fun in the play area | anyone who turns up can join in the fun.Or in otherwords...F IS FOR FRIENDS THAT DO STUFF TOGETHER!U IS FOR URANIUM, BOMBS!N IS FOR NOSE-PICKING, SHARING GUM AND SAND LICKING!DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA!!!!!!!!!!
fun |fən|nounenjoyment, amusement, or lighthearted pleasure : the children were having fun in the play area | anyone who turns up can join in the fun.Or in otherwords...F IS FOR FRIENDS THAT DO STUFF TOGETHER!U IS FOR URANIUM, BOMBS!N IS FOR NOSE-PICKING, SHARING GUM AND SAND LICKING!DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA!!!!!!!!!!
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