The teddybear knights are teddybears that fight the forces of evil. They have no armor except shields. Some have hats with plumes in them and they all carry space swords. Some of the knights are actually witches, wizards, and necromancers.
The teddybear king has a golden breastplate and a ruby crown with an inscription reading: as long as I live, I will lead the teddybear knights into battle and become victorious. If any of my beloved knights, my dear friends, get harmed, may my stuffing be ripped out and spread across the land.
Turns out one of his knights got harmed.
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