Friday, September 7, 2012

Dalekz

Note: This might become a a weird animation, but in the meantime I have to practice my dalek voice.
Other Note: This contains slight spoilers. If have not seen the episode "Dalek" or have not seen daleks before, this may ruin all the fun. (Maybe.)

FINAL NOTE: If you are not familiar with Doctor Who, please leave now!

THANK YOU!!

*akward silence*
Dalek 1: Hey...I've got one!
Dalek 2: What is it, dalek #2536731ABC
Dalek 1: What did the Mighty Jagrafess say to the huumaan?
Dalek 2: What.
Dalek 1: Nice...To...EAT..YOU!!!!!!
Both Daleks: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Dalek 2: Knock Knock
Dalek 1: Who is there
Dalek 2: ... TIMELOORD!!!!!
Dalek 1: Timelord who?
Dalek 2: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!!!!!!!!
*The doctor walks up behind dalek 1 and uses his sonic screwdriver, causing the head to fly off in a spectacular explosion*

THE END

Dalek 1: I don't get it...



Possessed Dry Erase Board

Today I was in math class adding fractions with different denominators  from a worksheet. There wasn't room on the worksheet to do the equation, so we had to use dry erase boards. I drew an orange face on the board to encourage me and make me happy all through class. I was doing a problem when I noticed the face was yellow and it's smile had turned into an "bored" face, like this: :-|
I was utterly confused and thought that the student next to me had done it, but they only had a blue and pink dry-erase marker. I looked back at the face to see that it turned into a green sad face. I got really scared and was about to tell the teacher when the face all of a sudden faded to a red angry face with devil horns and then into a black blob with tiny white eyes and an oval shaped mouth full of teeth! All of a sudden tentacles of darkness shot out of the board and flailed around the classroom. There were papers flying around and desks toppling over, but everyone kept working and the teacher kept teaching. I thought it was odd but then noticed something odder...
everyone's faces had a black-ish taint, and they all had small, white eyes, and large oval mouths filled with sharp teeth.......

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Hey look, this has a title!

Caps is fixed thanks to a computer update that deleted a post I was writing. This one has a title! Titles can save the world.
I know that none of this posts are silly and most of them are serious, but i'll post again as soon as i get an idea...
I hope one of you dedicated friends out there still checks this blog when you are able too. If so, thank you and good job!! I am currently using shift to cancel out the caps lock.
CAPS LOCK IS MALIFUNCTIONING AND I DON'T HAVE SPELL CHECK! AAG!! SAVE ME MR. HYSON! SAAAVVEEE MEEEEE!!!!!!
nO MORE WORDS OF THE DAY OR QUOTES OH MY GOSH CAPS IS STUCK AAAAAA
The giant math monster known as multiplication is going to kill me :'(
Hopefully I will survive the attack with the power of finger counting!!