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Quote Of The Day

The quote of the day is:
"Hello."
-Anonymous

Word Of The Day

The word of the day today is....HARE!
hare |he(ə)r|nouna fast-running, long-eared mammal that resembles a large rabbit, having long hind legs and occurring typically in grassland or open woodland. • Lepus and other genera, family Leporidae: several species.
Hares aren't rabbits?!?!?!?!?!

The TeddyBear Knights

The teddybear knights are teddybears that fight the forces of evil. They have no armor except shields. Some have hats with plumes in them and they all carry space swords. Some of the knights are actually witches, wizards, and necromancers.
The teddybear king has a golden breastplate and a ruby crown with an inscription reading: as long as I live, I will lead the teddybear knights into battle and become victorious. If any of my beloved knights, my dear friends, get harmed, may my stuffing be ripped out and spread across the land.

Turns out one of his knights got harmed.

My Shopping List

Milk
Band-Aids
OJ
Salad
Mushrooms
Pixie Cereal
Magic Oatmeal
Cactus Juice
Bananananannanananas
No (yuck, only for the cats)
Assorted Top hats
'Sup 'sup soup
Diamonds
A Flying-bison
Yes (15% off on tuesday)

Banananananananananananana

What time is it? That's right! STORY TIME!!!! AGAIN!!!!

Once upon a time, a yellow car...wait...scratch that. A red car was driving down the road when all of a sudden a bird hit the windshield and splattered all over into mushy yellow stuff and sticky layers of yellow material.
The driver jumped out the car and turned into a fish because of a witch.
All of a sudden the witch turned into a bent yellow oval with a stem.
Later, in Africa Antartica, all it's animals turned into bananas *dun dun dun*


FINITO

Quote Of The Day

The quote of the day is:
"When in doubt, shoot everything." (only if you're a certified wizard in the woods looking for a chicken-wing hidden in a bush, of coarse)
-Jonah R. Clark