cookies are magic.
'nuff said
Saturday, September 22, 2012
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Schoolwork Just cause'
Jonah Clark 9/13/12
Period #2 Classwork
How Do Archaeologists Learn About Prehistoric
People And Events?
Archaeologists learn about prehistoric people and events . They examine artifacts very closely to see any small cuts or details that might have been caused by something physically. Some fossils may have certain markings that indicate that the person or creature was was stabbed, like large breaks or cuts that seem like a marking a spear tip would make. The detail in pots and other pottery can tell if the people were craftsmen or spiritual. (Like if the markings are fancy and/or in-depth, then they were talented in art. If there are carvings of gods, they were most likely spiritual.) If there are many fossils and old weapons in one place, archaeologists can assume there was a battle in that area. Archaeologists can also look at ancient tablets or tapestries and tell a story by looking at the markings or drawings.
Those are some examples of how archaeologists learn about ancient people and events!
I did lame, right?
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
The Beard Monster That Ripped Through Reality
ONCE UPON A TIME.....
There was a great utopia of beard monsters. beard monsters were spud(potato)-shaped creature with scrawny arms and legs and big, shaggy, pointy beard mounted on there face. Said face includes no nose (but maybe some holes for nostrils), 2 eyes that usually come in different shapes and sizes, and fair-sized mouths with pointy-ish teeth in them. One day the king of this great utopia decided to take a stroll during midnight. He walked and walked, forgetting about the stresses in life, and most importantly, about time! Days and nights flew bye until 56,79,542,345,542,346 nights later, on another midnight during a slightly but not completely full moon, the king of the beard monsters reached the edge of the strange land and found himself in a daze. He realized how hungry he was and how tired. he was about to take a nap when he realized there was a large sheet of blank paper in front of him. "That's strange," he thought, "I've never seen this at the edge of the city before!" But it was not the edge of the city, in fact, it was 12,334,524,345,667,343,546,755,443 miles away! (Of course, that's only an estimate.) The paper seemed to be endless. it went up forever, and stretched across the land forever! The strange little beard monster decided to see what was on the other side, so he ripped a hole in the endless blank paper. All of a sudden, the king of beards was in a bright blue sky above an island with submarines circling around it. He was so very confused! It appeared that he had ripped through the sky in another land...or dimension..or universe even! The beard monster went back into his side, and everything was the same except for a hole in the piece of paper. The hole was not higher up, and the paper was still blank. The monster goes back through. he's in the sky. He goes back to his world. The hole is on the ground. He looks through the hole and sees an island with submarines. He turns around and sees a dark gloomy landscape he recognizes as his land. The king decided to climb in the hole again. He craned his neck to get a better look at his surroundings, he was in the sky. Not a painting of the sky. But a real...sky! The beard monster looked downs to see the ocean with many fishes and a submarine. An alien came out of the sub in a wetsuit and dove into the water. he swam below the monster and did not hit any paper, nor wall. he just kept swimming!
Pretty much what I'm trying to say is ONCE UPON A TIME a beard monster found a large sheet of paper and ripped a hole in it. All of a sudden he was in a hole in the SKY that was in another realm. The sky was a real sky, no paper or paint or anything.
THE END
There was a great utopia of beard monsters. beard monsters were spud(potato)-shaped creature with scrawny arms and legs and big, shaggy, pointy beard mounted on there face. Said face includes no nose (but maybe some holes for nostrils), 2 eyes that usually come in different shapes and sizes, and fair-sized mouths with pointy-ish teeth in them. One day the king of this great utopia decided to take a stroll during midnight. He walked and walked, forgetting about the stresses in life, and most importantly, about time! Days and nights flew bye until 56,79,542,345,542,346 nights later, on another midnight during a slightly but not completely full moon, the king of the beard monsters reached the edge of the strange land and found himself in a daze. He realized how hungry he was and how tired. he was about to take a nap when he realized there was a large sheet of blank paper in front of him. "That's strange," he thought, "I've never seen this at the edge of the city before!" But it was not the edge of the city, in fact, it was 12,334,524,345,667,343,546,755,443 miles away! (Of course, that's only an estimate.) The paper seemed to be endless. it went up forever, and stretched across the land forever! The strange little beard monster decided to see what was on the other side, so he ripped a hole in the endless blank paper. All of a sudden, the king of beards was in a bright blue sky above an island with submarines circling around it. He was so very confused! It appeared that he had ripped through the sky in another land...or dimension..or universe even! The beard monster went back into his side, and everything was the same except for a hole in the piece of paper. The hole was not higher up, and the paper was still blank. The monster goes back through. he's in the sky. He goes back to his world. The hole is on the ground. He looks through the hole and sees an island with submarines. He turns around and sees a dark gloomy landscape he recognizes as his land. The king decided to climb in the hole again. He craned his neck to get a better look at his surroundings, he was in the sky. Not a painting of the sky. But a real...sky! The beard monster looked downs to see the ocean with many fishes and a submarine. An alien came out of the sub in a wetsuit and dove into the water. he swam below the monster and did not hit any paper, nor wall. he just kept swimming!
Pretty much what I'm trying to say is ONCE UPON A TIME a beard monster found a large sheet of paper and ripped a hole in it. All of a sudden he was in a hole in the SKY that was in another realm. The sky was a real sky, no paper or paint or anything.
THE END
Friday, September 7, 2012
Dalekz
Note: This might become a a weird animation, but in the meantime I have to practice my dalek voice.
Other Note: This contains slight spoilers. If have not seen the episode "Dalek" or have not seen daleks before, this may ruin all the fun. (Maybe.)
FINAL NOTE: If you are not familiar with Doctor Who, please leave now!
THANK YOU!!
*akward silence*
Dalek 1: Hey...I've got one!
Dalek 2: What is it, dalek #2536731ABC
Dalek 1: What did the Mighty Jagrafess say to the huumaan?
Dalek 2: What.
Dalek 1: Nice...To...EAT..YOU!!!!!!
Both Daleks: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Dalek 2: Knock Knock
Dalek 1: Who is there
Dalek 2: ... TIMELOORD!!!!!
Dalek 1: Timelord who?
Dalek 2: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!!!!!!!!
*The doctor walks up behind dalek 1 and uses his sonic screwdriver, causing the head to fly off in a spectacular explosion*
THE END
Dalek 1: I don't get it...
Possessed Dry Erase Board
Today I was in math class adding fractions with different denominators from a worksheet. There wasn't room on the worksheet to do the equation, so we had to use dry erase boards. I drew an orange face on the board to encourage me and make me happy all through class. I was doing a problem when I noticed the face was yellow and it's smile had turned into an "bored" face, like this: :-|
I was utterly confused and thought that the student next to me had done it, but they only had a blue and pink dry-erase marker. I looked back at the face to see that it turned into a green sad face. I got really scared and was about to tell the teacher when the face all of a sudden faded to a red angry face with devil horns and then into a black blob with tiny white eyes and an oval shaped mouth full of teeth! All of a sudden tentacles of darkness shot out of the board and flailed around the classroom. There were papers flying around and desks toppling over, but everyone kept working and the teacher kept teaching. I thought it was odd but then noticed something odder...
everyone's faces had a black-ish taint, and they all had small, white eyes, and large oval mouths filled with sharp teeth.......
I was utterly confused and thought that the student next to me had done it, but they only had a blue and pink dry-erase marker. I looked back at the face to see that it turned into a green sad face. I got really scared and was about to tell the teacher when the face all of a sudden faded to a red angry face with devil horns and then into a black blob with tiny white eyes and an oval shaped mouth full of teeth! All of a sudden tentacles of darkness shot out of the board and flailed around the classroom. There were papers flying around and desks toppling over, but everyone kept working and the teacher kept teaching. I thought it was odd but then noticed something odder...
everyone's faces had a black-ish taint, and they all had small, white eyes, and large oval mouths filled with sharp teeth.......
Wednesday, September 5, 2012
Hey look, this has a title!
Caps is fixed thanks to a computer update that deleted a post I was writing. This one has a title! Titles can save the world.
I know that none of this posts are silly and most of them are serious, but i'll post again as soon as i get an idea...
I know that none of this posts are silly and most of them are serious, but i'll post again as soon as i get an idea...
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